Friday, January 30, 2009

Truly Local Restaurant

Restaurant where all items are produced ON SITE. Would require a reasonably sized piece of land for intensive gardening. Chickens, a cow if possible for milk production, cheese. It'd necessarily be a mostly vegetarian menu, and entirely seasonal.

Inspired by those rural sorts of restaurants where you look out on pastures around you and watch the natural scenery, and by the urban restaurants who source everything locally, like our own t'afia here in Houston.

Ghetto Performance Art

Set up an entire household in an inhabitable formation on the median of a semi-busy street. Inhabit it.

Inspired by seeing so very many pieces of furniture living in the ghetto outside on porches, side yards, front yards, medians, gutters, streets, etc.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Media Extravaganza

In coming years, when a day is promoted by our new overlord as a day to get out and volunteer, let's make sure there's nothing entertaining on television. None of these celebrations full of stars, etc. Make some really great volunteers the stars, do some 'reality' programming from a volunteering location, and show re-runs of Leave it to Beaver and Andy Griffith. Make volunteering sound like the best thing EVAR to get out and do. And leave no options for sitting on the couch watching television.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Religion Mall

Convert one of those run-down non-suburban shopping centers. There are enough world religions to put one into each store-front as a place of worship and/or information.
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inspired by "In fact, seventy percent of us visit malls each week, more than attend houses of worship." from

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Edible Vegetable Wearables

1. Lettuce bikini. I think iceberg would work for the top half. But I think something more like romaine would be better for the bottom part. Also, how would this be held together??

2. Celery corset. Carrots may also work in this one. I envision it as partly made of textiles, with the ribs of celery (or carrots) being insertable and visible all the way around. So the outside layer of textile would probably be something like clear vinyl. Bonus points if you can figure out where the tasty container of dip should reside.

#1 inspired by a simple line in The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 12). #2 came from somewhere months ago while talking to a coworker, but can't recall the original seed of the idea.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Commonplace

I love the idea of a commonplace book. I don't know how I made it into adulthood without coming across this term. I even made it through an English major, and this is one of those "literary" resources! Granted, I also made it through the same English major without having to read Moby-Dick or The Great Gatsby, so maybe that's not saying much.

I also love the idea that blogs are a modern-day extension of the commonplace book.  Of all the places to get an idea from, this one came from a kid's book: 

Culture Disposal

We've got to dispose of this disposable mentality.

We rely so much on plastic for our trust. A new item isn't guaranteed new unless it's fully encased in plastic. Our condiments aren't safe for consumption unless there's a layer of plastic between them and the world.

We've also got to get away from encasing our food in so much plastic. Why must our single servings of water even been encased in plastic?

A friend once brought restaurant leftovers to my house and consumed them, then proceeded to tell me not to bother to save the plastic container for re-use, because it was made to be thrown away.

As a kid, I used to be embarrassed at my great-grandmother's tendency to store all her leftovers in well-used cool-whip tubs. But as an adult now, I regularly keep my leftovers in margarine and cheese tubs.

There is "too far", however. I'm still embarrassed at my mother's inability to throw anything away, and her constant rescue of items from others' trash. I still can't bring myself to rescue a usable item once it's been taken to the curb by myself or others.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Instant Hooverville

I wanna round up a bunch of homeless folks, put them all together on an empty plot of land in the middle of town, provide some basic building materials (recycled/reused most likely), and let them stay there indefinitely.

Bonus points for actually owning the land.

Intentional Community

I -still- want to get my paws on a huge warehouse here in town and make an "intentional community" by moving all our awesome friends into one place.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Hoopy Frood Bags

I think messenger style bags made out of towels would be awesome. Bonus points for "Don't Panic" embroidery.