Edible Vegetable Wearables

1. Lettuce bikini. I think iceberg would work for the top half. But I think something more like romaine would be better for the bottom part. Also, how would this be held together??

2. Celery corset. Carrots may also work in this one. I envision it as partly made of textiles, with the ribs of celery (or carrots) being insertable and visible all the way around. So the outside layer of textile would probably be something like clear vinyl. Bonus points if you can figure out where the tasty container of dip should reside.

#1 inspired by a simple line in The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 12). #2 came from somewhere months ago while talking to a coworker, but can't recall the original seed of the idea.